When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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