Doctor- i have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient- give me the bad news first.
Doctor- the lab called with your test results. U have 24 hours to live.
Patient.- that's terrible! What could b more worse than this?
Doctor- i have been trying to reach u since yesterday!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
To be a Good professional ,
Always start to study late for Exams .
Because...
Thursday, 1 September 2011
0 Jokes SMS
Newton's First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading...
0 Jokes SMS
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Teacher to student:...
0 Jokes SMS
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Interviewer(I): What is you place of Birth?
Guy:says Thiruvananthpura
I:
Spell it?
Guy: No..No..It's Goa...!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish...
0 Jokes SMS
CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. But, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD!...
0 Jokes SMS
Teacher: Most of the tamillians or having black color face! Why?
Student: Bcoz they or always watching SUN & SURYA TV
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Memories last forever, they simply never die,
True friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
True love is like a pillowu could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
~ Jokes SMS Text...
0 Jokes SMS
Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're...
0 Jokes SMS
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole...
0 Jokes SMS
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole...
0 Jokes SMS
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom and
Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Wt s de bigest pressure 4 Pak captain wn Pak neds 1 run 2 win in 8 ovrs,wd 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah!How 2 speak English in presntaton ceremony?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don't force it ugly!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Some times small
Things in life
Hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
With me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
On a Common Pin !!
~ Jokes SMS Text...
0 Jokes SMS
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
Never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
But circles are never ending.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart...
0 Close Matter SMS
People often complain what a small world we've got...
But i'd rather have it small to have met u than have
It so big to have missed knowing u...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
Pple ofen complayn wat aa smalll world we hav got...
But i hd rather hav it small 2 hav met yu than hav
It soo big to hav missed knowing yu...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true......
0 Close Matter SMS
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
A day iz goin 2 endd agayn. It iz nice 2 hav a frnd lik YU making maai every day seemz soo gr8. Thnk YU my gud frnd lastly gud night nd sweeet dreamz...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U nitenite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket...
0 BLESS U SMS
I Wishez for U
Gr8 start for Monday
No Hurdlez for Tuesday
No pain for Wednesday
No worriez for Thursday
Smyle for Friday
Parti for Saturday
& Gr8 funn for Sunday
Have aa beauty ful and smart weeeek.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
I woke up 2day smiling as I recall
Our friendship because I know that years from
Now, I will still be waking up smiling
4 the same reason.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
I woke up a few hours ago, but
Somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I
Haven't texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
If i were to describe true love than
I wud describe it as what a snowman
Did to a snow woman,...
0 BLESS U SMS
50 years from now, id be so old,
I might forget u. I might not remember
Ever knowing you, or might forget I once
Cared for you. I might�.. But I won't.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
A Fulfiling Future Belongs 2 Those Wit Strong Vision And Resilence.
It Doesn't Matter Where U Might Be Now.
Starting Well N Finishing Strong Is What Counts. Good Luck!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
A Successful Man Is One Who Can Lay A Firm Foundation With The Bricks That Others Throw At Him. Good Luck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message
A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips,
It comes from d heart; doesn't have 2
B told, it has 2 b shown; doesn't
Have 2 b given, it has 2...
0 Advice SMS
Never Search Your Happiness In Other As That Will Make U Feel Alone Search That In Yourself, You Will Feel Happy Even When You Are Left Alone Proud To Be Single.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Never Tired Of Doing Little Things For Others, Because Sometimes Those Little Things Occupy The Biggest Part In Their Hearts.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
No Candle Looses Any Of It Light While Lighting Up Another Candle, So Never Stop Helping Others Because It Makes Your Life More Meaningful.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS but hey...
0 Advice SMS
Life Gives Answer In 3 Ways...
It Says Yes & Gives U What U Want,
It Says No And Gives U Something Better,
It Says Wait And Gives U The Best!
~ Advice SMS Text Message
LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never MISS a chance to LIVE today
to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Life Is An XXX. Yesterday Is An Xpericence, Today Is An Xperiment, And Tomorrow Is An Xpectation. So Use Your Xpericence In Your...
0 Advice SMS
In life never trust people
whose feelings changes with time
But trust people whose feelings remain the same
even when time changes.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Intelligence is like a river.
The deeper it is the less noise it makes!
~ Advice SMS Text Message
It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
~ Advice SMS...
0 Advice SMS
Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
How to forget love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE.
~ LOVE Advice SMS
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry;
~ Advice SMS Text Message
If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!
~ Wise Advice SMS
If Ever Un Ur Life U Feel Sad And Lonely And Feel That U Have Lost Everything, Ill Come Hold Ur Hand Take U...
0 Advice SMS
Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON
Life is not about finding the right person,
but creating the right relationship,
it's not how we �care' in the beginning,
but how much we �care' till ending.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Four things never come back :
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The...
0 Advice SMS
Don't Show So Much Of Love On Anyone Since It Creates A Non-Curable Pain When They Avoid You.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Don't Wait For Second Opportunity Because Its May Harder Than The First One.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Don't Cry For Anybody Because They Are Not Fit For Your Tears The One Who Is Fit For Your Tears Will Not Allow You To Cry.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.
~...
0 Advice SMS
Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be sure you are right and then go ahead.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like.
A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be the first one to say sorry
when the other person seems
to be hurt bcoz of U
and be the first one to forgive,
if a person says sorry to U
Coz relations matter more than ego.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be there when people need you.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Be true to yourself and others.
Do...
0 Advice SMS
Always have a unique character like SALT,
It's presence is not felt
but it's ABSENCE makes all things TASTELESS
~ Advice SMS Text Message
Always take extra care of three things in LIFE.
1. TRUST..
2. PROMISE..
3. RELATIONSHIP..
BCOZ they dont make noise when dey BREAK.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
An Arrow Can Be Sent Only By Dragging It Back,
So When Life Is Dragging You Back With Difficult,
It Means That It Is Going To Launch You Into Victory.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
ANGER & HAPPINESS r complimentary
Make your Anger so expensive so that on ONE can afford it.
& Make your Happiness so cheap that people get it free.
~ Advice SMS Text...
0 Advice SMS
6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ()
~ Advice SMS Text Message
A fool may be known by six things :
Anger without cause, speech without profit,
change without progress, enquiry without object,
putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
~ Advice SMS Text Message
A fulfiling future belongs to those with strong vision & resilence.
It doesn't matter where you might be now.Starting well and finishing strong iz what counts
~ Advice SMS Text Message
A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,
Look Backward...
0 collections of inspirational sms
Celebrate your
Success
And
Stand strong
When
Adversity hits...
For when
The storm clouds come in
The eagle soar
While other birds
Take cover ...
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
~ golden rule ~
You can win life
By all means
If you simply avoid
Two things
"comparing"
&
"expectation" (:
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
It is homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
I fear god,
And next to
God i chiefly
Fear him
Who fears him not.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
aristotle
~ Inspirational...
0 inspirational sms
The plus symbol (+) was made with two minus(- -)symbols.
So......all negative things can be shaped as positive by your hard work and positive thinking.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
You gain strength, courage and confidence
By every experience in which you really
Stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing that you think you cannot do.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
Old concept:
do or die
New concept:
do b4 u die
Latest concept:
don't die, until u do .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines practiced daily. And failure is nothing more than a few small errors repeated daily.
~ Inspirational...
0 collections of inspirational sms
Good , better , best
Never let it rest
Till your good is better
And
Your better is best ....
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
Xpress urself such that ur enimies too remember u
Laugh such that ur sadness too laughes wid u
Live ur life such that god too feels proud of u .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
You may believe that you are responsible for what you do, but not for what you think. The truth is that you are responsible for what you think, because it is only at this level that you can exercise choice. What you do comes from what you think." .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message
It concerns us to know the purposes we seek in life, for then,...
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