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Doctor- i have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient- give me the bad news first.
Doctor- the lab called with your test results. U have 24 hours to live.
Patient.- that's terrible! What could b more worse than this?
Doctor- i have been trying to reach u since yesterday!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

To be a Good professional ,
Always start to study late for Exams .
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies !!
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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

There is always a DRIVE SLOW board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
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Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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I heard someone whisper your name,
But when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
Then I realize it was my heart
Telling me that I miss you.
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It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
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I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... Pay The Bill
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It iz d Mayuri which dances whn it rains, It iz the
Koyal which sings whn Autumn comes, It iz my Heart which does
Both whn your thought comes to my mind
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Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
noh ss!W ! .
It didn't make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
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Newton's First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sms
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa Went To A
STD/ISD/PCO Shop And
Slapped The Operator Twice.
Guess Why ?
Bcoz There It Was Written
number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain
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There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
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I have a confession to make
Ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psyco - The Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says"
Idiot,the book is called Psycotherapist..
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
To dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
For dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
Upcoming anniversary. She said, �I want something shiny
That goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!' I gifted her
A weighing scale
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Banta: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a Tubelight
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A recently fired
stock trader said �
This is worse than divorce�
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife�
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Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
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Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life?
Student: my father's cheque book
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God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?
Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end
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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-)
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Interviewer(I): What is you place of Birth?
Guy:says Thiruvananthpura
I:
Spell it?
Guy: No..No..It's Goa...!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me ...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A police recruit was asked during exam, What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother? He said, Call for backup.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. But, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! How did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... I lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. One heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. Your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

U r a donkey
D 4 decent .. O 4 outclass .. N 4 nice .. K 4 kind .. E 4 excelent .. Y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. So the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

U r stupid
S 4 super .. T 4 talented .. U 4 unique .. P 4 pesron .. I 4 in .. D 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
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Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and
The third one was caught reading this txt message
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
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Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
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Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- All the information you want, except you can't understand it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Seeking luv iz a mission... Finding luv iz a complexed ambition... So y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here?
Banta: one kilo meter.
Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !!
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Teacher: Most of the tamillians or having black color face! Why?
Student: Bcoz they or always watching SUN & SURYA TV
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I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
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Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
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Memories last forever, they simply never die,
True friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
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True love is like a pillowu could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
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whats the diff between bustop and wineshop?
Bustop is the place where LOVE starts.
Wineshop is the place where LOVE ends
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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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Girls are like phones,
We like to be held and talked too,
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??
?
Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can't Jump�
Think different�
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Love cafe
Teacher: which is d oldest animal in the world?
Santa: Zebra
Teacher: shocked Y?
Santa: Bcoz it is black & white
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American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

High level cnfidnce
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees
Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide
Train come closer & closer
But suddenly jumped out of the track & said
Have to submit the assignment tomorrow
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Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
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Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful.
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Teacher-whats ur father?
Santa- I.C.S
in summer
&
P.C.S
in winter
Tchr-what's that?
Santa-Ice cream seller in summer
&
Pakoda chat seller in winter.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin.
colleague askd:what happened? he asked r u free 2nite?
i said yes. & bastard gv me 50 pages 2 type!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE�.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

They say Love is in the air... Shit if only I had a plane right now!
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Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no b in rose. Max: There was in this one!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That
It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. So she will meet u soon.... Her name is smile.... I think she came.
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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! Just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... My friend!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
Doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
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Man; cut my hair short.
Barber; how short?
man; So short that my wife cannot pull them.
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according to chineese news agency shinhwa,in december 1987,the residents of chigtao witnessed a rare sight at a tourist spot near laoshan mountain.they saw two suns rising on the horizon.both were of same size and 10m apart.
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Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
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So sweet is ur SMILE..... So sweet is ur STYLE..... So sweet is ur VOICE..... So sweet is ur EYE....... See how sweetly I LIE!!
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How to keep an idiot entertained
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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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Hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. So she will meet u soon.... Her name is smile.... I think she came.
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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! Just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... My friend!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
Doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Man; cut my hair short.
Barber; how short?
man; So short that my wife cannot pull them.
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according to chineese news agency shinhwa,in december 1987,the residents of chigtao witnessed a rare sight at a tourist spot near laoshan mountain.they saw two suns rising on the horizon.both were of same size and 10m apart.
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Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

So sweet is ur SMILE..... So sweet is ur STYLE..... So sweet is ur VOICE..... So sweet is ur EYE....... See how sweetly I LIE!!
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How to keep an idiot entertained
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How to keep an idiot entertained
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom and
Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
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Wt s de bigest pressure 4 Pak captain wn Pak neds 1 run 2 win in 8 ovrs,wd 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah!How 2 speak English in presntaton ceremony?
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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don't force it ugly!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Some times small
Things in life
Hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
With me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
On a Common Pin !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.
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A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means� Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE
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Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died .
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Interviewer:wat is skeleton..?
Santa:Skeleton is a prson who strtd dieting bt forgot to stop it..!
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boy: crying in front of hospital
santa: what happened
boy:i came here for blood test they cut my finger
santa: thank god i came here for urine test
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice.
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
Never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
But circles are never ending.
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Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Baby Mosquito
came back after its
1st time flying.
His dad asked him,
How do you Feel.?
He replied, It was Wonderful, Everyone
was Clapping For Me.!
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife:Whenever I enter the room, you switch off the radio, why? Husband: I can't listen 2 two radios at the same time.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Newly married couple went to a restuarant.
Husband: Darling, now we r just like one person.
Wife: It's ok. But don't forget to order lunch for two.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Marriage is a three ring circus:
An engagement ring,
A wedding ring,
And suffering
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
You are my best of friends.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Close Matter SMS

People often complain what a small world we've got...
But i'd rather have it small to have met u than have
It so big to have missed knowing u...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Pple ofen complayn wat aa smalll world we hav got...
But i hd rather hav it small 2 hav met yu than hav
It soo big to hav missed knowing yu...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... Nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

The sun has once brought brightness to earth! Lazy bone. It's time 2 wake up gd morning...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss Me, 2nd-think of Me, 3rd-hug Me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close Ur eyes. Get prepared 2 dream of me! Gd nite!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message 

0 Close Matter SMS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

A day iz goin 2 endd agayn. It iz nice 2 hav a frnd lik YU making maai every day seemz soo gr8. Thnk YU my gud frnd lastly gud night nd sweeet dreamz...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U nitenite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'll ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

At night I cannot sleep and in day I dream of u...
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Frenz r 4-ever like E stars tat kept blinkin In E sky. Though we might b Far Apart.. But I noe tat u r Still Near 2 Me whnever I look up... Gd nite N sleep tite
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

I can appericiate coffee wid out cream,
Over timee wid out pay, nites wid out lites, mealz
Wid out rice, hamburger wid out cheeeze,
Buh neva a whole day wid out greeeting yu.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights without lights, meals without rice, hamburger without cheese, but never a whole day without greeting you.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite......
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

I will always go your way wherever you go dear!!!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. Blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Night haz endd fr an othr day, morning haz cum in aa special wayy. May yu smyle lik da sunnee rayz n leaves yr wories at da blue bay.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting you "HELLO" and wishing you to be safe all the time.
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message

On this cold cold nite,in My small small room,i Look At The Brite Brite stars in the dark dark sky & dream of ur sweet sweet smile on ur cute cute face! Gdnite!
~ Close Matter SMS Text Message 

0 BLESS U SMS

I Wishez for U
Gr8 start for Monday
No Hurdlez for Tuesday
No pain for Wednesday
No worriez for Thursday
Smyle for Friday
Parti for Saturday
& Gr8 funn for Sunday
Have aa beauty ful and smart weeeek.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

I woke up 2day smiling as I recall
Our friendship because I know that years from
Now, I will still be waking up smiling
4 the same reason.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

I woke up a few hours ago, but
Somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I
Haven't texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

If i were to describe true love than
I wud describe it as what a snowman
Did to a snow woman, he gave her
A warm hug and they both melted in
Each others arms.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

If u have a problem don't say "hey
I have a big problem" rather say "problem...
I have a big GOD."
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

In the ocean of lyf, GOD s our
Bouyant force, no matter how strong d wind
& how gigantic d waves r, we will
Not sink bcoz we r anchored 2 HIM
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

It was very rainy day when u were
Born, but it was not the rain, it
Was the sky who was crying bcoz it
Lost its most beautiful star.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Let Jesus guide you in all your plans,
In all your dreams, in all your wish
To happen in your life. God bless.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Life cud b so bad. Situation might be
So hard but the knowledge that you have
GOD is something that cheers you up.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Life is good when somebody cares. Life is
Uplifting when someone is always there. Life is
Great when someone would protect you and suffer.
Cherish life because God loves you always.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

LIFE is mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops
And laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there
Was never a cloud that the sun couldn't
Shine through.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Love begins w/a smile, grows w/a kiss, ends
W/a tear. Wen u wer born, u wer
Crying & evryone around u was smiling. Live
Yr life so dat wen u die, u
R d 1 smiling & evryone around u is crying.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Love Yourself First
And Everything Else Falls Into Line.
You Really Have To Love Yourself
To Get Anything Done In This World.
Good Luck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Luck Is Yours Wishes Are Mine Let's Ur Future Be Always Shine. Best Of Luck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

May God Stay With U This Day
& Give U Peace Of Mind.
May God Give U A Happy Heart
& His Love All The Time. Good Luck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Never regret a day in ur life,
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life.
All are god's blessings.
GOD BLESS YOU...
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Never Say U R Happy When U R Sad..
Never Say U R Fine When U R Not Ok..
Never Say U Feel Good When U Feel Bad,..
Never Say U R Alone When I M Still Alive�
Good Luck And Best Wishes For Ever����.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Of all d smiles u received today, der
Was a smile u didn't c. A smile
Not from d lips, but straight from d
Heart - a smile that came from me.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Once U find some 1 u realy luv,
Try ur hardest not 2 loose them,
So dat yu wil never get da feelling of lonelyness
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn,
Glory of spring, May beauty of every season give
Ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed
U in every exams of ur life. Good luck and God bless u.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Soft Speech Clean Heart,
Peaceful Eyes, Strengthful Hands,
Focussed Mind And Determined Decision With God's Love.
Alway Makes You Winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Sometimes We Must Be Hurt In Order To Grow,
Sometimes We Must Fail In Order To Know,
Sometimes We Must Lose In Order To Gain
Because Some Lessons In Life Are Best Learned Through Pain.
Have A Blessed Day !
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Sum timez v must b hurt in order to grow,
Sum timez v must fail in order to no,
Sum timez v must lose in order to gain
Bcoz sum lessonz in life r best learned through pain.
Hav a blessssed day !
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Sunrise meks our mornings beutiful, but d words
Of GOD strengthen us & mek our lives
More meaningful. Smile & enjoy life!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Thank u 4 touching my life in ways
U may never know. My riches do not
Lie in material wealth but in having friends
Like u - a precious gift from God!!!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

The bad things in life open your eyes
To the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

U may not know where life's road will
Lead you. But keep moving. God is walking
With you.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Walk w/ d Lord when ur heart needs
Company. Take His hand when u feel all
Alone. Turn 2 Him when u need some1
2 lean on. He's d only 1 u
Can always rely on.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

What are the differences between a peso and a friend?
A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth.
I don't have a peso but I have you.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

When Life Gets Difficult, When The Tasks Become
Tiring, When Your Heart Is Giving Up, Remember
That The SNAIL Got To Noah's ark ....
Inch by inch! .. Good day
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

When Things Go Wrong�
When Sadness Fills Ur Heart�
When Tears Flow In Ur Eyes�Always Remember 3 Things
1�God
2�Ur Parents
3�My Sincere Prayers�..God Luck&God Bless U.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

When U Face Problems In Life,
Don't Ask God To Take Them Away.
Ask Him To Show His Purpose
Ask Ways How To Live A Day
Searching His Purpose For You.
God Bless And Very Best Of Luck!!!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

When you find a dream inside your heart,
Don't ever let it go.... For dreams are
The tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

With my
1 Hearttt...
2 eyez...
5 liters blood...
206 bonezz...
1.2 milion Red Cells...
60 trilion dnas...
I wish u Al da very blessssed day
~ Bless You SMS Text Message 

0 BLESS U SMS

50 years from now, id be so old,
I might forget u. I might not remember
Ever knowing you, or might forget I once
Cared for you. I might�.. But I won't.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

A Fulfiling Future Belongs 2 Those Wit Strong Vision And Resilence.
It Doesn't Matter Where U Might Be Now.
Starting Well N Finishing Strong Is What Counts. Good Luck!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

A Successful Man Is One Who Can Lay A Firm Foundation With The Bricks That Others Throw At Him. Good Luck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips,
It comes from d heart; doesn't have 2
B told, it has 2 b shown; doesn't
Have 2 b given, it has 2 b
Sent. Text me na.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

All You Need In The Life Is Ignorance And Confidence And Then Success Is Sure. Good Luck.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
Not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
But you deserves a lot!
God Bless You
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Always Try 2 B A First Place Winner,Coz D Second Place Winner Is D First Loser.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

As the dawn breaks into a beautiful sunrise,
May God shower u his blessings of love
And lead u always to d right path.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Care For The One Who Shares With U,
Share With The One Who Knows U,
Know The One Who Misses U,
Miss The One Who Well Wishes For U,
Wish U All The Best
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Dont work too hard to give yourself the
Best of everything, instead make a greater effort
To give GOD the best of yourself.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because..
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Every sunset gives u one day less to
Joy do notworry every sun rise gives u
One day more 2 hope 4 best bless to you
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Every Sunset Gives Us One Day Less To Live! But Every Sunrise Give Us,
One Day More To Hope! So, Hope For The Best. Good Day & Good Luck!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

GOD doesnt require u 2 b d best,
HE just wants u 2 do ur best
& HE will tek ker of d rest.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

God has a reason for allowing things to happen,
We may never understand,
His wisdom but we simply have 2 trust his will.
God bless you all the way.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

God in heaven, God above,
Please protect the friend i love.
Sent wid a smile, Sealed with a kiss,
I love my friend who's reading this.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

God's blesing may come as a surprise
And how much u receive
Depends on how much
Ur heart can believe.
May u be blessd beyond wat u expect..!
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

Happiness As Light As Air.
Love As Deep As Ocean.
Friends As Solid As Diamonds And
Success As Bright As Gold.
These R My Wishes 4 U Today N Everyday�Goodluck
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

I ask God to bless U,
To guide U,
To keep U safe,
To give U peace,
To give you joy and
Love all d time.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

I cant find any reason why God gave
U 2 me but dats not d question
To be asked, maybe d question is, how
Did God know dat id be hapi 2
Have a friend like u. Gud mornin.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message

I might run out of cute grafix to
Send u, sweet thoughts to tell u, punching
Lines to hit u, but i'll never run
Out of this: care for a person like u.
~ Bless You SMS Text Message 

0 Advice SMS

Never Search Your Happiness In Other As That Will Make U Feel Alone Search That In Yourself, You Will Feel Happy Even When You Are Left Alone Proud To Be Single.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Never Tired Of Doing Little Things For Others, Because Sometimes Those Little Things Occupy The Biggest Part In Their Hearts.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

No Candle Looses Any Of It Light While Lighting Up Another Candle, So Never Stop Helping Others Because It Makes Your Life More Meaningful.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did!
Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Nothing Happens Without A Reason. A Person Who Has Come Into Your Life Has Come Either To Teach You Something Or To Learn Something From You.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
There is nothing impossible in the world
every thing is possible only you should
remove the word of
from your mind dictionary.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

One Simple Tip To Stay Happy� Never Think About The Third Person And Never Thinks What The Third Person Thinks About You.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Only A Lovable Person Can Feel Your Silent Pain And Will Hold Your Hand Till You Become Strong Again Don't Leave Your Lovable Person Who Feels Your Pain.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Our errors are steps on the way.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Pain iz inevitable. Suffering iz optional.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO ........ More.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Pleasures of love lasts a moment but pain of love lasts a lifetime
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

REALISE REAL LIES
GOD has given us
REAL EYES to
REALISE the
REAL LIES �.
Think twice and act wise.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

RELATIONS is when someone hurts u n u dont hurts back,
When someone shouts at u n u dont shout back,
BUT when someone needs u, U always come back...
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Relationship doesnt get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend byy THOUGHT I care for u in my own STRANGE ways. May be you will never know, May be I will never show.
~ Relationship Advice SMS

Relationship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Relationship is like a garden. its beautiful when watered with love , hugs, tears & cheers but it dries up when untouched , SO DO KEEP IN TOUCH ALWAYS .
~ Relationship Advice SMS Message

REMEMBER :
No matter how bad you are,
You are not totally useless....
You can still be used
as a "BAD EXAMPLE"
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Respect The Love You Get From A Special Person In Your Life Or Else You Will Have To Face A Day Where You Would Lose Both The Love And The Special Person.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Respect those people
who find time for you in their time table,
But Love those
who don't consult their time tables when you need them.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Saying "I did not find time" shows you did not WISH to do it.
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

0 Advice SMS

Life Gives Answer In 3 Ways...
It Says Yes & Gives U What U Want,
It Says No And Gives U Something Better,
It Says Wait And Gives U The Best!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never MISS a chance to LIVE today
to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life Is An XXX. Yesterday Is An Xpericence, Today Is An Xperiment, And Tomorrow Is An Xpectation. So Use Your Xpericence In Your Xperiment To Achieve Your Xpectation.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life Is Like A Chess Game There Should Not Be Any Move Without Valid Reason Because Once Moved To Wrong Position It's Very Difficult To Set Back.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

life is like an ice-cream,eat it before it melts.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life Is Like Cotton Don't Make It Heavier By Dipping It In Water Of Sorrow But Makes It Lighter By Letting It Blow In The Wind Of Joy Enjoy Life.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life is like river,
U can't touch the same water twice,
Because the flow that has passed will never pass again,
So enjoy every moment of life.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life is short, live it with Ur whole heart.
These moment's are special don't let it go.
Who knows these moment's will be there tomorrow or not.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life is the name of "give" and "take"
* If u want someone to give you attension, so first you give him attension
* If u want someone to give you respect, so first you give him attension
* If u want someone to understand you , so first you try to understand him
If u want to TAKE something first GIVE the same.
Then life will be managed n balanced.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life means missing expected things..
And facing unexpected things.
When u r right, no one remember but when you are wrong no one forgets!!
Thats life..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life's Rules: AssuMe Nothing, Expect Little, Do More, Need Less, SMile Often, DreaM Big, Laugh A Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once In A While And SMS Me Everyday.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Little advice to guys:"Always communicate with your girlfriends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!"
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

0 Advice SMS

In life never trust people
whose feelings changes with time
But trust people whose feelings remain the same
even when time changes.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Intelligence is like a river.
The deeper it is the less noise it makes!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
~ Wise Advice SMS Message

It is easier to protect your feet with slippers, than to cover the earth with carpet.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hrs to like someone,and takes a lifetime to forget someone.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

It's best to wait for the one you want than settle for one that''s available. Best to wait for the one you love than one who is around. Best to wait for the right one because life is too short to waste on just someone.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Its not a mistake to do a mistake but its a mistake to repeat a mistake
~ Wise Advice SMS

Keep in mind thatthere will always be
reasons to become sad but there will never be
reasons to stay sad.
~ Wise Advice SMS

Kindness in words creates confidence
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Laugh Like U've Never Cried. Play Like U've Never Lost. Love Like U've Never Been Hurt. Live Like There Is No Tomorrow
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Laugh Like You Have Never Cried,
Play Like You Have Never Lost,
Love Like You Have Never Been Hurt
And Live Like There Is No ToMorrow.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Laugh so hard that even
sorrow smiles at u!
Live life so well that even
death loves to see u live!
Fight so hard that even
fate accepts its defeat.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Laugh your heart out & dance in the rain.
Cherish the memories & ignore the pain.
Love & learn & forget & Forgive.
Remember U have only 1 LIFE to LIVE
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Learn from other people''s mistakes,
life isn''t long enough to make them all yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Learn The Habit Of Compromise, Because It's Better To Bend A Little Than To Break A Good Relationship.
~ Relationship Advice SMS

Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Legendary words by Charlie Chaplin
Life laughts at you when you are unhappy
Life simples at you when you are happy
But life salutes you when you make others happy....
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Life gives answer in 3 ways.. It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

0 Advice SMS

Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

How to forget love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE.
~ LOVE Advice SMS

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry;
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!
~ Wise Advice SMS

If Ever Un Ur Life U Feel Sad And Lonely And Feel That U Have Lost Everything, Ill Come Hold Ur Hand Take U For A Walk On A Bridge And Show U Where To Jump From..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If I give you 1 penny,;you will be 1 penny richer than me and I will be 1 penny poorer. But if I give you an idea you will get the new one and I remain with the smae. EINSTINE
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If love fails, set yourself free,
let your heart spread its wings and fly again.
Remember you may find love and lose it,
but when love dies, you never have to die with it.
~ Love Advice SMS

If Someone Hurts You Don't Mind It, Because It's The Law Of Nature That,
The Tree That Bears The Sweetest Fruits GetsThe Maximum Number Of Stones.
~ Wise Advice SMS

If The Whole World Against And Opposite To You. What You Will Do? Simple Just Turn Your Direction, You Will Be The Leader Of The Whole World.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If U can't be a Pencil to write Any One's Happiness,
then try At least to be a Nice Rubber to Erase Every One's Sorrows..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If u see someone without a smile,
Give him one of yours...
Bcoz u r among few good people,
Who can shine others lives
by just walking with them a few miles.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If You Are Comfortable In Standing Alone The World Will Come To You Seeking The Secret Of Your Success.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something - Gertrude Stein.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If You Are Willing To Do Only What's Easy, Life Will Be Hard. But If You Are Willing To Do What's Hard, Life Will Be Easier. Believe In Yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you cant solve it then whats the use of worrying
If a drop falls on lake, it loses its identity.
If it falls on a rose, it shines
if it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearl
the drop is same but company matters
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you have any problem take your own advice, that is Self Confidence.
~ Wise Advice SMS Message

If you learn to translate
Every event of Ur life into positive one,
You will stop being prisoner of Ur past
And become the architect of Ur future.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
~ Friendship Advice SMS

If You Really Loves A Person, Just Show It.
It Will Be Sweeter Than Telling It.
But If U Doesn't Love That Person, Just Tell It.
It Will Be Better Than Showing It.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you suspect a man, don't employ him,
and if you employ him, don't suspect him.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

If Your Eyes Are Sweet, You Will Love World.
But If Your Tongue Is Sweet, The World Will Love You.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
~ Wise Advice SMS 

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Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON
Life is not about finding the right person,
but creating the right relationship,
it's not how we �care' in the beginning,
but how much we �care' till ending.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Four things never come back :
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Past Life &
The Neglected Opportunity.
So Think Twice, Act Wise.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Four Things Never Come Back, The Spoken Word, The Wasted Time, The Past Life And The Neglected Opportunity. So Think Twice, Act Wise.
~ Wise Advice SMS

Future is not what we planned for tomorrow!
It's the result of what we do today!
Do the best in present day.
Enjoy the future.
~ Wise Advice SMS

Gain And Loss Are Not Static,
Ups And Down Are Not Permanent,
Laughs And Tears Are Not Life.
Does It Want You Think And Not What Other Think.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u But U "LOVE" 1
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Give Cheeks 2 All but..
Lips 2 Only One..
Give Laugh 2 All but
Smile 2 Only One..
Give Love 2 All but
Heart 2 Olnly One..
Let Every1 Love U but
U Love Only one�
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.
~ Friend Advice SMS

God gaved us two legs to walk,
two hands to hold,
two eyes to see,
two ears to heart,
But Y he gives U only 1 hear bcos he gave the other 1 to find
~ Wise Advice SMS

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES .. So make the best move before CHECKMATE..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

GOLDEN WORDS FROM SHAKESPEARE:
Go to help your friend in problem without invitation,
And don't go to your friend in happiness without invitation.
~ Friend Advice SMS

Good Never Gives Wrong Judgment,
All Difficult Are For Our Improvement.
Calmly And Quietly Do Your Assignment;
You Will Reach Your Achievement.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Good relationship is like a tree.
It demands attention & care in d beginning.
But once it blossoms,
it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Half Of The Problems In Life Are Because We Act Without Thinking And Rest Half Is Because We Keep On Thinking Without Acting.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Happiness Always Looks Small If You Hold It In Your Hands, But When You Learn To Share It, You Will Realize How Big And Precious It Is.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Happiness cannot be found at the end of the road.
It is experienced along the way.
Take not for granted each moment of your life
and find reasons to be happy each day.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Happiness is the delicate balance between
what one is and what one has.
Balance it and be happy.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Happiness lies for
those who cry,
those who hurt,
those who have searched and
those who have tried.
For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Hate but, love more...!
Argue but, agree more...!
Talk but, listen more...!
Punish but, forgive more...!
Then people will love U more than U love them.!
~ Love Advice SMS

Have You Noticed Grass? Even If Somebody Steps On It, It Never Gets Hurt. It Never Hurts Other Too. When A Wild Storm Attack, All The Big Tress Get Uprooted, But The Simple Grass Survives. Be Noble And Humble Like That Grass.
~ Wise Advice SMS

Heart Is Equal To A Mirror, Mirror Shows Reflection And Heart Shows Affection. Both Have One Equal Quality Can't Be Reformed Once Broken.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always open
soon u will loose your fragrance.
So act wisely.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

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Don't Show So Much Of Love On Anyone Since It Creates A Non-Curable Pain When They Avoid You.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't Wait For Second Opportunity Because Its May Harder Than The First One.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't Cry For Anybody Because They Are Not Fit For Your Tears The One Who Is Fit For Your Tears Will Not Allow You To Cry.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Dont force yourself to fall in love,
just because U think its your turn,
Wait 4 a while,
May be GOD is having a hard time
to search the heart that deserves your LOVE.
~ Love Advice SMS

Don't make promise when u r in joy...
Don't reply when u r sad...
Don't take decision when u r angry...
Think twice, Act wise....
N u will never have any trouble.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh.. Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't walk as if u rule the world. Walk as if u don't care who rules the world...!
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Door Knocks Twice
Insider asks: Who's There
Ans:Its Me "Opportunity"
Insider:You Are Wrong
because Opportunity never Knocks twice
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Duty pays you. Safety saves you.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy and live life and make each moment beautiful....
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise
It is good for us to sleep early
in the evening and wake early in the morning.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Has Gone and Tomorrow May Never Come.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every bad situation will have something +ve.
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this & lead ur life.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every Bad Situation Will Have Something Positive, Even A Clock Stopped Clock Shows Correct Time Twice A Day.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every Problem In Life Carries A Gift Inside It So Whenever You Loose Something Don't Get Upset Because Something May Wait For You More Than You Lost.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every Single Problem You Face In Your Life Is The Seed For Opportunity For Some Greater Benefits.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us, Choice is our's whether we bcome victim or victor
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Expect More From Yourself Than From Others Because Expectation From Others Hurt A Lot While Expectation From Yourself Inspire A Lot.
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

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Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be sure you are right and then go ahead.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like.
A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be the first one to say sorry
when the other person seems
to be hurt bcoz of U
and be the first one to forgive,
if a person says sorry to U
Coz relations matter more than ego.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be there when people need you.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be true to yourself and others.
Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be What You Are And Say What You Feel,
Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Never Mind.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Better be careful about what u like to get in life,
OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Between two evils, choose neither.
Between two goods, choose both.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Birds Fly High Without Looking Below.
So If You Want To Be High, Don't Look Below,
Aim High And Keep Going.
Be A Positive Mind And Reach The Target.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Brain Damaging Habits
1.Skipping Break Fast
2.Eating In Excess
3.Smoking Regularly
4. High Sugar Consumption
5.Head Covers While Sleeping.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is.
Like wise u don't know how good u are,
but I know How Special U R.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Care for the one who shares with U.
Share with the one who knows U.
Know the one who misses U.
Miss the one who wishes best for U.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Change Is A Nature Of Life,
But Challenge Is An Aim Of Life.
So You Have To Challenge The Changes,
Not Change The Challenges.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Clock Makes A Sound Tick Tick,
But It's Not Tick Tick.
The Real Sound Is Quick Quick,
Because Time Is Gold,
So Go And Start Your Work Early.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,
Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life.. Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy U
but help U to realise ur hidden potential and power.
Let Difficulties know that U too r difficult to be conquered.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do not feel ashamed if the amount of charity is small
because to refuse the needy is an act of greater shame
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Do you know why a car''s windscreen is so large and the rear view mirror so small?
Becuse your PAST is not as important as your FUTURE! So look ahead and move on Future
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't Compare Yourself With Anyone In This World If You Do You Are Insulting Yourself.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't Get Fear For Facing Failure In The First Attempt, Because, Even The Successful Mathematics Starts With Zero
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Don't pray for Easy Lives
Pray To Be a Strong Men!
Don't Pray for Task Equal To your Powers!
Pray for Power Equal To your Tasks!
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

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Always have a unique character like SALT,
It's presence is not felt
but it's ABSENCE makes all things TASTELESS
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Always take extra care of three things in LIFE.
1. TRUST..
2. PROMISE..
3. RELATIONSHIP..
BCOZ they dont make noise when dey BREAK.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

An Arrow Can Be Sent Only By Dragging It Back,
So When Life Is Dragging You Back With Difficult,
It Means That It Is Going To Launch You Into Victory.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

ANGER & HAPPINESS r complimentary
Make your Anger so expensive so that on ONE can afford it.
& Make your Happiness so cheap that people get it free.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Anyone can luv a rose,
but its a great deal 2 luv a leaf.
Don't luv sum one who is beautiful,
but luv one who can make your life beautiful.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Argument wins the situation but loses the person.
So never argue with your loved ones;
Bcos the situation is not important than Ur loved ones.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,
try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

As heat conserved is transmitted into energy,
so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

As I watched the ants crawl upon the wall,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
they still stop and communicate.
I hope, we could be like the ants.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

As soon as you trust yourself,
you will know how to live.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be Careful To Whom U Give Ur Heart
Coz When U Give Ur Heart To Someone
U r Not Only Giving The Right To Love U
But Also The Power To Hurt U.
~ Love Advice SMS

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be Close With Someone Who Makes You Happy
But Be Closer With Someone Who Can't Be Happy Without You
Feel The Difference.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

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6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ()
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A fool may be known by six things :
Anger without cause, speech without profit,
change without progress, enquiry without object,
putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A fulfiling future belongs to those with strong vision & resilence.
It doesn't matter where you might be now.Starting well and finishing strong iz what counts
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Good Plan Of Today Is Better Than A Great Plan Of Tomorrow,
Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer - R W Emerson
~ Brave Advice SMS Message

A hopeless man feels difficulty in every chance and
A hopeful man feels a chance in every difficulty.
~ Hopeful Advice SMS Message

A Life With Love Will Have Thorns, But A Life Without Love Will Have No Roses.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Negative Thinker See A Difficulty In Every Opportunity,
A Positive Thinker See An Opportunity In Every Difficulty, Wish U An Optimistic Life..
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes.
A Person Who Doesn''t Is A Fool Forever
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Sentence Which Should Be Always Followed In Life. The Race Is Not Over Because I Haven't Won Yet, Increase Your Speed.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Smile Can Open A Heart Faster Than A Key Open A Door.
Smiles Are Free, Don't Save Them, Brighten The World With Your Smile.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A smile is a language even a baby can understand,
it costs nothing, but it credits much.
It happens in a flash but the memory of it may forever last.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Strong And Positive Attitude Creates More Miracles Than Any Other Things,
Because Life Is 10% How We Make It And 90% How We Take It.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

A Winner Can Show You The Way To Success,
But A Looser Can Make You Aware Of All Ways For Failure.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Achievers Never Expose Themselves
But Their Achievements Expose Them,
So Lets Us Work Hard To Become Achiever In Future.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Adam And Eve Started To Love,
RoMeo And Juliet Introduced It.
Devdas And Paro Suffered For It,
Laila And Majnu Died For It,
So My Dear Friend Beware Of LOVE.
~ Advice SMS Text Message Text Message

Advice Always Listen To Ur Hubby,
He Gives Sound Advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and
Old friends best to keep.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

All Hard Workers Does Not A Winner
But Every Winner Must Be A Hard Worker.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Always be the reason
of someone's HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone's SADNESS
never be the reason for it.
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Always Be The Reason Of Someone's Happiness And Never Be Just A Part Of It.
Be A Part Of Someone's Sadness But Never Be The Reason For It.
~ Advice SMS Text Message 

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Celebrate your
Success
And
Stand strong
When
Adversity hits...
For when
The storm clouds come in
The eagle soar
While other birds
Take cover ...
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

~ golden rule ~
You can win life
By all means
If you simply avoid
Two things
"comparing"
&
"expectation" (:
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

It is homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

I fear god,
And next to
God i chiefly
Fear him
Who fears him not.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - pierre boyle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

In the ocean of life ...
God is our buoyant force.
No matter how strong the wind and how gigantic the waves are,
We will not sink because we are anchored to him
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The future lies before you. . . .
Like paths of pure white snow. . .
Be careful how you treat it. . .
For every step. . . .
Coz it will be shown . . .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

A man without ambition is dead. . .
A man with ambition but no love is dead. . .
A man with ambition and
Love for his blessings here on earth
Is ever so alive. . .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The glory of friendship is not the outstreched hand...,nor the joy of companionship.....
Its the inspiration that comes with the deep feeling that someone else believes in you..!!
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

If ystrday didn't end up d way u planned,
Just remember:
God created 2day for u 2 start a new one,
D best is yet to come! Have a successful day.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Inspiring lines for the day:
Born with personality
Is an accident
But dying as a personality
Is an achievement.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Failures are often the results of timidity and fears; disappointments are the results of bashfulness; hours of leisure pass away like summer-clouds, therefore, do not waste opportunity of doing good .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The maxims of men disclose their hearts. - french proverb
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

You must enjoy yourself and
Have recreation, but
Check whether it enriches ur
Life internally
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message 

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The plus symbol (+) was made with two minus(- -)symbols.
So......all negative things can be shaped as positive by your hard work and positive thinking.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

You gain strength, courage and confidence
By every experience in which you really
Stop to look fear in the face.
You must do the thing that you think you cannot do.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Old concept:
do or die
New concept:
do b4 u die
Latest concept:
don't die, until u do .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines practiced daily. And failure is nothing more than a few small errors repeated daily.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything.
They just
Make the best of everything.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Do u know why
D car's windshield is so large
& d rearview miror is so small?
Bcoz ur past is not as important
As ur future.
So,luk ahead & move on.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

For as the interposition of a rivulet, however small, will occasion the line of the phalanx to fluctuate, so any trifling disagreement will be the cause of seditions . . .
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

When god appears he makes you strong enough to beat the devil..
Devil never follows god..
Priority is not a person...
Priority is love...
If there are options where is love?
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Courage is like love,both of them are driven by hope.
I still believe in hope - mostly because there's no such place as fingers crossed.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
robert louis stevenson
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Time can steal anything from u.
Ur loved ones
Ur victory
Ur belongings
Ur love
But it cannot steal two things
Your
Faith & confidence .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

There is no end to what you can accomplish if (or when) you don't care who gets the credit.
Florence luscomb
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Ah, but a man's reach
Should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?
(robert browning)
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Courage,
Love,
Friendship,
Compassion
And
Empathy �
Lift us above the
Simple beasts
And
Define humanity.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message 

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Good , better , best
Never let it rest
Till your good is better
And
Your better is best ....
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Xpress urself such that ur enimies too remember u
Laugh such that ur sadness too laughes wid u
Live ur life such that god too feels proud of u .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

You may believe that you are responsible for what you do, but not for what you think. The truth is that you are responsible for what you think, because it is only at this level that you can exercise choice. What you do comes from what you think." .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

It concerns us to know the purposes we seek in life, for then, like archers aiming at a definite mark, we shall be more likely to attain what we want.
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

It is easy in the world
To live after the
World's opinion, it is
Easy in solitude after
Our own,
But
The great man is he,
Who in the midst of
Te crowd keeps with
Perfect sweetness the
Independence of
Solitude ... :)
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Always celebrate your achievement whatever you achieved,no need to compare yourself with the others,because you will never achieve anything before time and more than your destiny. . .
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

What gems of painting or statuary are in the world of art, or what flowers are in the world of nature, are gems of thought to the cultivated and the thinking. - oliver wendell holmes
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today,becoz everything is in present..yesterday is the past that u have lived off..so live today it won't come again."
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

I m a pakistani "
Kill me & call it
"a mistake"
Imprison me & call it
"security measure"
Exile my people n masses & call it
"progres"
Declare my leaders as the enemy of our country & call it
"quilty of treason"
Rob my rights, invade my land, declare me as
"terrorist" & call it
"development"
But listen, still i am pakistani and will remain pakistani 4ever
"long live pakistan'' :-|
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Prayer is not to lighten your burden
But to strengthen your back
Have faith in god,
Faith does not move mountain,
But gives power to climb it.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The family is the association established by nature for the supply of man's everyday wants.
aristotle
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

It's not
Who you are that holds you back,
It's
Who you think you're not.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

The world suffers a lot,
Not because of "violence" of bad people
But because of
"silence" of good people.
So,
Break the silence.
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

Remember !!
Work for a cause
Not for applause
Live life to express
Not to impress
Don't strive to make
Our presence noticed
Just make your
Absence felt ...
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message

If you limit your
Choices only to wh8
Seems possible or
Reasonable,
You disconnect
Yourself from wh8 you
Truly want and all that
Is left a
Compromise ...
~ Inspirational SMS Text Message