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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
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I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. But, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! How did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... I lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. One heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. Your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

U r a donkey
D 4 decent .. O 4 outclass .. N 4 nice .. K 4 kind .. E 4 excelent .. Y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. So the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

U r stupid
S 4 super .. T 4 talented .. U 4 unique .. P 4 pesron .. I 4 in .. D 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
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Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
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Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor
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Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and
The third one was caught reading this txt message
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Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
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Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
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Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- All the information you want, except you can't understand it.
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Seeking luv iz a mission... Finding luv iz a complexed ambition... So y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...
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Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
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Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here?
Banta: one kilo meter.
Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !!
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