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Newton's First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sms
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Santa Went To A
STD/ISD/PCO Shop And
Slapped The Operator Twice.
Guess Why ?
Bcoz There It Was Written
number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain
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There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
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I have a confession to make
Ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psyco - The Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says"
Idiot,the book is called Psycotherapist..
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
To dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
For dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
Upcoming anniversary. She said, �I want something shiny
That goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!' I gifted her
A weighing scale
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Banta: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a Tubelight
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A recently fired
stock trader said �
This is worse than divorce�
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife�
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