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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
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Interviewer(I): What is you place of Birth?
Guy:says Thiruvananthpura
I:
Spell it?
Guy: No..No..It's Goa...!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me ...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money........
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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A police recruit was asked during exam, What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother? He said, Call for backup.
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Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
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