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Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
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Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful.
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Teacher-whats ur father?
Santa- I.C.S
in summer
&
P.C.S
in winter
Tchr-what's that?
Santa-Ice cream seller in summer
&
Pakoda chat seller in winter.
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A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin.
colleague askd:what happened? he asked r u free 2nite?
i said yes. & bastard gv me 50 pages 2 type!
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE�.
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Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..
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They say Love is in the air... Shit if only I had a plane right now!
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Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no b in rose. Max: There was in this one!
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Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
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Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That
It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
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