0 Tarasta Hai Dil

Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Awaaz K Liye
Teray Mohabbat Bharay Alfaaz K Liye
Hum or kuch nahi mangte tum se
Bas

(’.')

! !
Insan ban jao khuda k liye.

0 Balti, Soap, Towel

!_____!
!_____!
!_____! Balti

(==) Soap

:*******:
:*******: Towel
:*******:

Ye sab bhej diya hai.Plz aaj ZaRooR naha lena..

0 Ye Lo Qenchiyan

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– /\ /\
–O O O O
Ye Lo Qenchiyan

Logon Ki Jaib
Kato
oR
sMs K Liye
Pese Jama
Karo

Kanjusi Ki B
Koi Had Hoti Hy,.

0 Come here

Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Lovingly urs,
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“‘I____”TOILET”
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0 Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai

(:((((–(
Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai,
ise sambhal ke rakhna,
ye kahin mar na jaaye,
isliye cell ko pani mein daal kar rakhna 

0 Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The.
Sabko GAJINI bana Dala.
Ab Soch lo, Baal Pyare Hai ?
Ya Balance ? 

0 Some beautiful lines Just 4u

Some beautiful lines Just 4u
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Nice Na..? 

0 Hmesha Galat mat Samjho

,,,
( “.)
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LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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0 Ye naya injection

Ye naya injection
—<‘_’_'_’]~=()
khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!! 

0 Kya ye bacche apke hai!

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge! 

0 Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau,
___\(‘,’)/___
-_ -_ -_ – _
- – - – - -
Oye MUJHE Bahar NIKALO,
Me Toh MAZAK Kar Raha tha 

0 ascii sms joke

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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

0 A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall

A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall
Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog
&
He Died On d SPOT

Then All Dogs Decided 2 Give 1 Leg Support 2 Wall
While Doing SuSu

0 animal sms jokes

→ When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
 Because there are more geese on that side              

→ Why do cows wear bells?
 Because their horns don't work              

→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
 Gobble gobble              

→ Why do hens lay eggs?
 If they dropped them, they'd break                

→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
 The outside            

→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
 How long have you been acting this way?
 Since I was a puppy! 

→ Two snakes meet each other..
 First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
 Second snake:Why?
 First snake:Because I bit my lip!                  

→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
 A : Jumpsuits!               

→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
 A : French flies and a diet Croak               

→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
 A : Unhoppy             

→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
 A : A centipede with a wooden leg               

→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
 A : Spoiled milk.                

→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
 A : Light mouse work              

→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
 A : All his feathers are combed over to one side                 

→ How do you circumcise a whale?
 A : You need at least four skin divers

0 Jokes SMS

Doctor- i have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient- give me the bad news first.
Doctor- the lab called with your test results. U have 24 hours to live.
Patient.- that's terrible! What could b more worse than this?
Doctor- i have been trying to reach u since yesterday!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

To be a Good professional ,
Always start to study late for Exams .
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

There is always a DRIVE SLOW board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I heard someone whisper your name,
But when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
Then I realize it was my heart
Telling me that I miss you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... Pay The Bill
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It iz d Mayuri which dances whn it rains, It iz the
Koyal which sings whn Autumn comes, It iz my Heart which does
Both whn your thought comes to my mind
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
noh ss!W ! .
It didn't make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Jokes SMS

Newton's First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sms
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa Went To A
STD/ISD/PCO Shop And
Slapped The Operator Twice.
Guess Why ?
Bcoz There It Was Written
number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I have a confession to make
Ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psyco - The Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says"
Idiot,the book is called Psycotherapist..
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
To dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
For dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
Upcoming anniversary. She said, �I want something shiny
That goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!' I gifted her
A weighing scale
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Banta: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a Tubelight
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A recently fired
stock trader said �
This is worse than divorce�
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife�
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Jokes SMS

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life?
Student: my father's cheque book
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?
Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Jokes SMS

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Interviewer(I): What is you place of Birth?
Guy:says Thiruvananthpura
I:
Spell it?
Guy: No..No..It's Goa...!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me ...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A police recruit was asked during exam, What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother? He said, Call for backup.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Jokes SMS

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. But, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! How did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... I lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. One heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. Your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

U r a donkey
D 4 decent .. O 4 outclass .. N 4 nice .. K 4 kind .. E 4 excelent .. Y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. So the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

U r stupid
S 4 super .. T 4 talented .. U 4 unique .. P 4 pesron .. I 4 in .. D 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and
The third one was caught reading this txt message
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- All the information you want, except you can't understand it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Seeking luv iz a mission... Finding luv iz a complexed ambition... So y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here?
Banta: one kilo meter.
Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

0 Jokes SMS

Teacher: Most of the tamillians or having black color face! Why?
Student: Bcoz they or always watching SUN & SURYA TV
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Memories last forever, they simply never die,
True friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

True love is like a pillowu could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

whats the diff between bustop and wineshop?
Bustop is the place where LOVE starts.
Wineshop is the place where LOVE ends
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Girls are like phones,
We like to be held and talked too,
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??
?
Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can't Jump�
Think different�
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Love cafe
Teacher: which is d oldest animal in the world?
Santa: Zebra
Teacher: shocked Y?
Santa: Bcoz it is black & white
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

High level cnfidnce
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees
Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

A depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide
Train come closer & closer
But suddenly jumped out of the track & said
Have to submit the assignment tomorrow
~ Jokes SMS Text Message