Showing posts with label FUNNY SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

0 am sorry. aik buri khabar hay

I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna
-2011-

Sunday, 18 September 2011

0 Ja Tommy Ja


Ja Tommy Ja
.-""-. ( ^_^ )____/(
!_!__!_!_)
Ja Tommy Jaa
Aur Kaat
Un K Mobile
Ko Jo Mujhe
SmS Nahin
Bhejta Jaa
Shabash
Chhorna
Nahin
Tukre
Tukre
Kerdena.

0 Yeh hai umiddon ki ladder


Yeh hai umiddon ki ladder
*******---------*******
******---------*******
*****---------*******
****---------*******
***---------*******
**---------*******
*---------******* ---------*******
Yeh hai umiddon ki ladder i wish ki aap chaddthe hi jaye

0 nail-cutter


nail-cutter
. _=#=_
/______
___||___
______/
- front view ng nail-cutter

0 This is a cow

This is a cow

 (_),,.__
?`,`/" ::)?,
!,!,!,!""!,,!,

Saturday, 17 September 2011

0 Taare mobile per


********************
********************
********************
******THE END******
You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”

0 Paichan kaun?

—-;****;—-
o( @..@ )o
—-“(—)”—-
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.A

0 24 SmileS..


24 SmileS..
:-)
:-) :-)
:-) :-):-)
:-) :-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-) :-):-):-)
:-) :-):-)
:-) :-)
:-)
4 U,
One For Each Hour

0 Go to write msg option


Go to write msg option.
Turn T9 dictionary on and then write:
277451366514612382623
and then see the magic :-)
HavE FuN (’;')

0 So many animals in d zoo


So many animals in d zoo


One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

0 So many animals in d zoo


So many animals in d zoo


One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

0 So many animals in d zoo


So many animals in d zoo


One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

Friday, 16 September 2011

0 I will ShooT You


I will ShooT You..!
._________.
£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

0 Ulta Kr K Pharo


(o) |-|
(,| /\/ \-/ ”’|
|/\| |”| _|_
Pharna Nahai Aa Raha Kia
Meri Jaan Mobile Ko Ulta Kr K Pharo…

0 Tarasta Hai Dil


Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Awaaz K Liye
Teray Mohabbat Bharay Alfaaz K Liye
Hum or kuch nahi mangte tum se
Bas
(’.')

! !
Insan ban jao khuda k liye.

0 Balti, Soap, Towel


!_____!
!_____!
!_____! Balti
(==) Soap
:*******:
:*******: Towel
:*******:
Ye sab bhej diya hai.Plz aaj ZaRooR naha lena..

0 ye mere paon hain


o o 0      0 o  o
(     )          (     )
\   (           )  /
( )          (  )
ye mere paon hain.
Itni dair tak dabane ka shukriya.

Thursday, 15 September 2011

0 Ye Lo Qenchiyan

–\ / \ /
– /\ /\
–O O O O
Ye Lo Qenchiyan

Logon Ki Jaib
Kato
oR
sMs K Liye
Pese Jama
Karo

Kanjusi Ki B
Koi Had Hoti Hy,.

0 Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL giya inNsan
(\./)
/.”.) “— ,,
\,,/”( ,_ ,_ ; )
—// //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan…

0 DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna

—–___@
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)

DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai.