0 Come here

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0 Good Morning

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0 U’n me forever

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0 Keep on Dancing

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0 diwali sms

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diw...

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May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments. Happy Diwa...

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