0 Come here

Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Lovingly urs,
==
“‘I____”TOILET”
-.t”"”"”)
_ __(_

0 18 YEARS

(. .) 18 YEARS
).(
( * )
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( o o ) 25Y
) . (
( * )
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( O O ) 35 Y
) o (
( * )

0 Good Morning

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
o,,,,o
( ‘o’ )
> ”” <
( “‘ )( ‘” )
*Good Morning*

0 MY SWEET HONEY

.-. .-.-. .-.
!   ”   !   ”   !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

0 I Love You

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Lov You

0 U’n me forever

o,,,o /),/)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

0 Keep on Dancing

o Keep
-l- on
/ > dancing
o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing
o Keep
-l- on
< \ dancing
o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing

0 R u waiting for my sms

R u waiting for my sms..!
.-?-.
( ‘.’ )
=(,,)=(,,)=
So Sweet
How can I forget u..
Here comes my sms to wish u GOOD MORNING!

0 Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai

(:((((–(
Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai,
ise sambhal ke rakhna,
ye kahin mar na jaaye,
isliye cell ko pani mein daal kar rakhna 

0 Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai

(@) (@) (@)
Phool Insano Se Zyada
Khubsurat Hote Hai
Lekin Khuch Insaan Phulon
Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai
Jaise
tum
Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…

0 Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The.
Sabko GAJINI bana Dala.
Ab Soch lo, Baal Pyare Hai ?
Ya Balance ? 

0 Chote se Bhagwan ji aapke liye

its 4 You
.-??-.
@(.’_’.)@
() ,jj, ()
( )( ‘/. )( )
Chote se Bhagwan ji aapke liye jo aapka humesha khayaal rakhenge. 

0 My Sweet Butterfly

,.-.-.-._’\/’_.-.-.-.,
”-.,-.:..)i(:’.-,.-”
‘-..-’()’-..-’

My Sweet
Butterfly Pls Go
And Tell To My
Sweet Friend
miss u

0 Some beautiful lines Just 4u

Some beautiful lines Just 4u
- – - – - – -
= = = = = = =
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
. . . . . . .
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
” ” ” ” ” ” ”
Nice Na..? 

0 Hmesha Galat mat Samjho

,,,
( “.)
< )'-- - .
LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
;
;
;
><)))>

0 Ye naya injection

Ye naya injection
—<‘_’_'_’]~=()
khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!! 

0 Kya ye bacche apke hai!

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge! 

0 Ek Baat bolu!!

( ‘v’) (‘v’ )
(( )) (( ))
–”–”- “-”–
ek Baat bolu….
plz.
Kaan Idhar Lao.
(‘v’)<' )
(( ))( <\)_
-"–"–"-"-
Gud ni8

0 Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau,
___\(‘,’)/___
-_ -_ -_ – _
- – - – - -
Oye MUJHE Bahar NIKALO,
Me Toh MAZAK Kar Raha tha 

0 3 Khobsorat Dost Sirf Aap ke Liye!!

3 Khobsorat “Dost” Sirf Aap K Liye
.~”"~.
( ‘;’ )
(”)(”) ZINDGI
.**.
(( ‘_’ ))
(”) (”) KHUSHI
Or
Or
Kya?
1 Main bhi to hu na….??
Good Morning

0 ascii sms joke

=o00o===o00o=
/  / ,***. /  /
\   '( o o )   /
')   (--)  /

Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

0 ascii sms love sms

Wafa
Ki
Rahon
Mein

Dil
Ki
Panahon
Mein

Meri
Nigahon
Mein

Bu$
Ek
pyara sa DOST ?
.*"""*..*""*.
*  $  i  r  f     *
*.  Tum   .*
" * , * "

0 diwali sms

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali

0 Troubles as light

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

0 diwali sms

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha... * * * Happy Diwali * * *

0 diwali sms

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

0 happy diwali in hindi

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

0 diwali SMS in Hindi

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

0 best sms for diwali 2011

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

0 diwali sms in english

May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.

Happy Diwali.

0 diwali sms in ascii format

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:05

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….

0 Bengali sms

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat, Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

0 Bengali sms

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat, Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

0 Bengali sms

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!

0 Bengali sms

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

0 Bengali sms

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.

0 Bengali sms

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

0 Bengali sms

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

0 Bengali sms

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

0 Bengali sms

Bastota amake dayna obosor, Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor, jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura... Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

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February Amar Bhai ar, February Amar Maayer, Eakusay February... Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

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Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi, Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi, Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi, Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

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Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari, Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari, Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje, Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK

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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate, Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate. Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy. Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach, Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

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Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear, Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near, God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear, Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate, Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate. Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy. Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach, Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

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Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan. Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren

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lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....

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Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu. padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu . .appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu. ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu.. ..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

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A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her "NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"

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Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal Paathumma ayishumma nabeesumma kadeesumma hadeesumma hajjumma beepathumma cheriyumma mariyumma kunjumma Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma

0 A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall

A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall
Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog
&
He Died On d SPOT

Then All Dogs Decided 2 Give 1 Leg Support 2 Wall
While Doing SuSu

0 Jab Dil Udaas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena

Jab Dil Udaas Ho Humse Baat Kar Lena
Jab Dil Chahe Mulaqaat Kar Lena
Rehete Hai Aapke Dil Ke Kone Me
Waqt Mile To Talaash Kar Lena

Kijiye Sitam Kitne Bhi Mujhpar
Is DiL Me Dhadkan Aapke Naam Ki Hogi
Khwaeesh To Hai Bahut Si Magar
Aakhri Khwaeesh Aapke Didaar Ki Hogi

Mat karo koi tamanna jisse dukh mile
Mat rkho aisi koi khwahish
Jise gum mile bas chaho use
Jise pyar mile chahe fir wo apko mile na mile

0 Wo Zindgi He Kya

Wo Zindgi He Kya
Jisme DosT Na Ho
Wo DosTi He kYa
Jisme Yaade Na Ho
wo Yaade He kYa
JisMe TuM Na Ho
wo TuM He kya Jiske Dost HuM
Na Ho

0 TeRe HaTH Jo KaaNTo PaR aaYeGe

TeRe HaTH Jo KaaNTo PaR aaYeGe
WoHi KaaNTe MeRe DiL Me CHuB JaYeGe
DaRD TeRe HaaTH Me HoGa
PaR LoG Us DaRD Ko MeRi aNKHo Me PaYeGe
@ Free sms

MeRe SaTh Koi
ReHTa To MeRa HoTa
MeRe DiL Me
KisiKa
BaSeRa HoTa
BaN K JuGNu
Me DeTa RoShNi UsKo
ChaHe
MeRi AaNkHo Me KiTNa B
ANDheRa HoTa

DiL”Ke
Sare Arman Le
Jate Hain, HumSe Humari Pehchan
Le Jate Hain
BePanah”Na
Chahna Kisi ko kabi
QKi
JAAN”Kehne Wale
Hi
JAAN”Le Jate Hain

0 Teri Yaad Bhi Kamal Karti Hai

Teri Yaad Bhi Kamal Karti Hai
Kaise Kaise Humse Sawal Karti Hai
Ek Pal Ko Tanha Nahi Hone Deti Mujhe
Ye Mera Kitna Khayal Karti Hai

Badalte Is Jamane Ne Sabko Badal Dala
Khawab Aur Khayal Ko Bhi Badal Dala
Par Unhe Na Badal Saka Koi
Jinke Liye Humne Apne Apko Badal Dala.

0 Mere Mehboob Ka Didar To Hoga

Dosto Aana Mere Janaze Me Lekar Use,
Mere Mehboob Ka Didar To Hoga,
Mere Jism Me Jaan Beshak Na Ho,
Mera Sanam Mere Jism Ke Paas To Hoga.

Tadp Ke Dekho Kisiki Chahat Me
To Samaj Paoge K Intezar Kya Hota He
Yuhi Mil Jae Agar Koi Bina Tadpe
To Kaise Jan Paoge Ke Pyar Kya Hota He

Koi Ladki Hume Thukra De To Koi Gum Nahi Koi Ladki Hume Thukra De To Koi Gum Nahi Arey Us Ladki Ki Maa Kii Kismat Footi Jiske Damad Hum Nahi