Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
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Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life?
Student: my father's cheque book
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God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
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Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?
Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end
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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life?
Student: my father's cheque book
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?
Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message
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