0 Jokes SMS

Hey friend remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom and
Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
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Wt s de bigest pressure 4 Pak captain wn Pak neds 1 run 2 win in 8 ovrs,wd 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah!How 2 speak English in presntaton ceremony?
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This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don't force it ugly!!!
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Some times small
Things in life
Hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
With me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
On a Common Pin !!
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Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.
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A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means� Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE
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Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died .
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Interviewer:wat is skeleton..?
Santa:Skeleton is a prson who strtd dieting bt forgot to stop it..!
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boy: crying in front of hospital
santa: what happened
boy:i came here for blood test they cut my finger
santa: thank god i came here for urine test
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
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