0 Birthday Quotes

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

0 13th Birthday Sms Poems – 13th Birthday Quotes

It was my 13th birthday and I have treasured it ever since

I sometimes get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message – they hope it’s my last.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.

How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Wow Oh Wow!
Look what you’ve done.
A birthday is special
And of course sooo much fun!
Thirteen years of fun and play
With family and friends helping to light the way.
Another kind of romp and play!
Have lots of fun on this your 13th birthday!
Have The Greatest Day!
Love Forever & Always

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

0 18th Birthday Sms Poems – 18th Birthday Quotes

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.

‘I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old
enough, too.’

‘Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown, I do.’

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The love of friends and family
Will be with you today
So enjoy the many wishes
Which are bound to come your way.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Where we all wish to be younger, there is saying “No wise man ever wished to be younger."

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! Author Unknown

‘Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.’

So let’s make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I’ll be there to help you
Ensure it’s a wonderful day.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

0 25th Birthday Quotes – 25th Birthday Sms

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

0 40th Birthday Sms Quotes – 40th Birthday Quotes

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.

If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it’s because that’s when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives.

We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A am not old but mellow like good wine.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ’cause men like women who got some sense.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball

0 30th Birthday Quotes – 30th Birthday Sms

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

Thirty — the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time.

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us – something more than we could learn by ourselves, from a book.

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

I’m turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man.

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

The I just woke up face of your 30′s is the all day long face of your 40′s.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their
own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

0 50th Birthday Sms – 50th Birthday Quotes

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The entire world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Here’s a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat…

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.

0 Inspirational Birthday Sms – Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Don’t expect anything from life,
expectations hurt.
When you dont expect,
every moment iz a surprise and
every surprise brings happiness.

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…
Makes Life Beautiful

Prayer iz not 2 lighten ur burden
But 2 strengthen your back
Have faith in God,
Faith does not move mountain,
But gives power 2 climb it.

Life is small,
Live it!
Luv is pure,
Enjoy it!
Anger is injurious,
Dump it!
Troubles r short
,Face it!
Memories r sweet,
Cherish it!
I’m d BEST,
Accept it!

Success is like your own shadow…
if u try to catch it u will never succeed…
ignore it and walk in ur own way.
It will follow u!

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Tröüblés & kèép
Ü HåPPy ålwåys!

If u want to succeed in ur life:
be sweet as honey
be regular as clock
be fresh as rose
be soft as tissue
Be strong as rock
Be smart as me

Be satisfied with life
But, unsatisfied with
The results you produce
That’s the best way to keep
Growing & discover
ur hidden potential

Once an angel came to me to grant me to wishes.
I asked 4 world peace,
she said its difficult and asked me to ask sumthing else.
I asked 2 give u brain,
she said she will try 4 world peace itself!

Life iz a book, we all read it.
Love iz a blessing, we all need it.
Always b happy, walk wid a smile.
Remember in thiz world we r just 4 a while.

DREAMS visit us when we are asleep –
but commitment wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance
to make our DREAMS come true!

Life is a book, we all read it.
Love is a blessing, we all need it.
Always be happy, walk with a smile.
Remember in this world we are just for a while.

View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
…A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !

God never made a fish with fins until He made an ocean for it to swim in
God never made a bird until He made a sky for it to fly in
& God never put the longings of immortality in a soul until
He made a Heaven to satisfy these longings.

"END" is not end . . .
In fact "E.N.D" is
"Effort . Never . Dies". . .
"NO" is not denial . . .
…"N.O" is "Next Opportunity". . .
Be Optimistic ! ! ! =)

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future.
You must break out of your current comfort zone
and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.

Perfection iz achieved not when
There is nothing more to add
But when there is nothing
Left to take away

u r educated
When u have the ability
To listen 2 almost anything
Without losing ur
Temper & self confidence!

0 Inspirational Birthday Sms Quotes – Inspirational Quotes

I hope you feel deep in your heart
As your birthdays come & go
How very much u mean to me
More than u can know.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel… happy birthday dear friend

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to u, u live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

I want to give u a birthday gift
To happy up ur birthday
9 9 9 9
Wishing u loads of happiness n fun
On your special day n always
Have a
***Happy birthday

Jin ki birthday
Kal hy
ya
Aaj hy
ya
Kal ho gi
ya
Aaney wali hy
ya
Guzar chuki hy
Unko meri taraf se
Happy Birthday

4 flowers that bloom about our feet,
4 tender grass, so fresh, so sweet,
4 song of bird, and hum of bee,
4 all things fair we hear or see,
Father in heaven, we thank Thee!
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending u just one joke
“u are so beautiful”

Just chill & enjoy
make evey single
moment of ur life
a precious memory
H@ppy Birthd@y

simply Great Happy Birthday
A prayer: to bless your way
A prayer: to bless your way
A wish : to lighten your moments
A cheer: to perfect your day
A text: to say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

on the pages of roses
with the ink of moon light
2 words has written for you
my dear
happy birthday

You were crying when you were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As you live to blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

0 2939. janmashtami quotes

janmashtami quotes
"Whenever the society forgets the duties and goes to chaos,i will take birth to uplift dharma"
-Lord Krishna-
Happy Janmashtami.

0 3071. Janmashtami lovable quotes

Janmashtami lovable quotes
Happy Janmashtami!
Lord Krishna - "Love is a consistent passion to give, not a meek persistent hope to receive."
Love is Divine!

0 2608. SMS Gandhi quotes

SMS Gandhi quotes
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

0 2573. success quotes by Ajithkumar

success quotes by Ajithkumar
"My First Failure Created Fear On Me.... But My Failure After A Success Created More Fear To My Opponents"- Ajithkumar

0 2606. Gandhi slogan SMS

Gandhi slogan SMS
"The only virtue I want to claim is truth and non-violence. I lay no claim to super human powers : I want none"

0 2616. Vivekanander sms quotes

Vivekanander sms quotes
Nee Yosikkamal Seium Ovvoru Seyalum.., Unnai Ovvoru Nimidamum Yosikka Vaikkum...-Vivekanander.